Dirty Hobo Breaks Into Car

"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley) 07/22/2019 at 18:03 • Filed to: None

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Just kidding. This is the next Prime Minister of the UK with his Toyota Previa.

Someone who will have access to a nuclear arsenal, one of the best spy networks in the world and an elite military.

It is 90% likely that it is BOZZA TIME. Look at this interior!!! Svend needs to apply as Minister of Interior Detailing

For Sweden > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/22/2019 at 18:09

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Of course the auto journalist drives a Previa.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > For Sweden 07/22/2019 at 18:09

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either that or a Fiesta ST or Miata right?

For Sweden > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/22/2019 at 18:10

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Or a Twingo

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > For Sweden 07/22/2019 at 18:13

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Hard to fit all your illegitimate children in those though. Previa is the best bet.

fintail > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/22/2019 at 18:18

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I’d imagine POTUS would have just as messy a car, but I can’t imagine it containing a book.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > fintail 07/22/2019 at 18:20

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Playboy mags are books right?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > fintail 07/22/2019 at 18:27

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What kind of car do you think he’d have?

I assume an 80's caddy with lots of velour

i86hotdogs > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/22/2019 at 18:33

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This should be a huge selling point to bring back the P revia.

Drive what the Prime Minister drives!

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > i86hotdogs 07/22/2019 at 18:35

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I hope he makes them armor it and he just keeps riding in it.

“And here we see President Trump arriving in The Beast and they are parking beside Prime Minister Johnston’s Previa”

M.T. Blake > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/22/2019 at 18:36

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So glad my people left in 1639 for a better place. No leader should drive a dirty Previa. 

i86hotdogs > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/22/2019 at 18:38

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Need more world leaders with Oppo-approved cars

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > M.T. Blake 07/22/2019 at 18:38

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Do you really think that the USA is better than the UK? I am not sure which is better but I wouldn’t be confident in saying that.

It isn’t like they elected him... lol

M.T. Blake > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/22/2019 at 18:40

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An honest man will have no other country than their own. 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > M.T. Blake 07/22/2019 at 18:43

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Hm. Maybe.  I am more of a regionalist.  The PNW is my home, not Canada or the USA. 

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/22/2019 at 19:07

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You don’t need to guess! There was a limited edition Trump cadillac that was all flim-flam and scams to try and get GM to give him free cars.

wafflesnfalafel > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/22/2019 at 19:10

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each have their upsides and downfalls... (and the States are next to Canada!)

Svend > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/22/2019 at 19:25

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He’s a ruddy buffo on and he can go sing

DipodomysDeserti > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/22/2019 at 19:28

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ranwhenparked > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/22/2019 at 19:37

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The crazy thing about that whole mess was that Trump probably could have made a bit of cash on it, had he played it straight with GM and done a legitimate deal.  G iven the strength of his brand in the mid ‘80s, they would have sold at least a few of them. If nothing else, as prom limos/airport shuttles. 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Svend 07/22/2019 at 20:33

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So you don’t want to be minister of detailing?

fintail > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/22/2019 at 20:47

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Like was mentioned, one of those gaudy Caddy limos, or maybe a customized late model Rolls-Royce or Bentley.

And a Playboy would be the peak of his intellectual stimulation, and I don’t mean a 60s vintage issue with actual articles.

Svend > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/22/2019 at 21:07

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Not under that idiot.

He doesn't know his arse from his elbow. 

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/22/2019 at 21:46

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gotta bang your mistresses somewhere